Michael Steele: Cut And Run
By Smaktakula Michael Steele’s impotent tenure as Chairman of the Republican National Committee has come to the sad end everyone has long expected. Steele, who aside from being a black Republican is...
View ArticleUpdate: George Sherrill
By Smaktakula No change, folks–still a douche. By Blowing Two Games On Three Pitches, George Demonstrates His Rare Mastery Of Hyper-Efficient Incompetence. Profiles In Suckery: ERA 7.48 IP 21.2...
View ArticleNot What You Were Looking Four?
By Smaktakula Well what did you think we were gonna call it? Not what you were looking for four? Imbecile. Newer readers who are unfamiliar with our “Not What You Were Looking For?” series may wish...
View ArticleGeorge Sherrill: Same Douche, Different Hat
By Smaktakula George Sherrill, the cretinous southpaw who douched it up for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2010, posting a ghastly 6.69 ERA in 36 innings of ‘work,’ has taken his act to the Atlanta Braves....
View ArticleTSA Employees Now More Hated Than Child Molesters
By Smaktakula Ridiculously Low Pay And The Opportunity To Surreptitiously Grope Strangers Is A Surefire Way To Attract The Best And Brightest. Given the several recent high-profile blunders by...
View ArticleDamn–George Sherrill Is Still Such A Colossal Douche It Isn’t Even Funny!
By Smaktakula You Suck So Bad It Makes Our Faces Hurt. Sorry southpaw suckass George Sherrill has returned to the West Coast, once again in a Mariners uniform. It is perhaps fitting that Seattle is...
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